I fully intend to have a strict DO NOT PLAY. NO. BAD. list of songs.

Personally, I don't think a bridesmaid should ever have to decline the position or step down because it's too expensive. Wedding parties should be selected based on who you can't imagine not having stand with you on your wedding day. Money shouldn't factor into it.

Depending on the woman/couple, your advice is VERY WRONG.

That is sad that Mr. Graves thinks what he portrayed in the most recent episode of GOT is consensual sex.

I was just coming to post this. When I was in Munich, I came across a fur trade museum; not European fur trade, North American fur trade. When I went in (being a former fur trade historic re-enactor for my job) I was shocked to see a German man dressed as a First Nations trapper/trader. He spoke excellent English…

If we have a boy, we're naming him Sagan.

I dunno... "Jack Sharp" sounds a little cheesy.

Just nobody tell Fox News that the commemorative quote on the 9/11 memorial is about two gay terrorists ... or, if you do, give me time to heat up some popcorn first.

Fagles. hands down.

Even better, put the doll in the chair, holding the vase under the picture.

Canary yellow AND a peplum? This bitch has balls.

If dress #3 is "only 79 dollars!" (using her own words...) then SHE can pay for the third round.

The biggest thing is leaving yourself enough time. I know so many people who want to arrive 60 minutes before their flight leaves and just breeze through check-in and security. When than doesn't happen, they freak out. I make sure I arrive two hours before my flight and bring plenty of reading material. If I breeze…

I would tell her that I don't get paid until April 26th, but it's okay, because you already have these two other dresses you have graciously paid for. Which one would she prefer you wear? (Say this with bright eyes and a head tilt).

Tell her the only way you will be in the wedding party is if you wear a dress of your own choice. If she can't handle it, no dice.

How about: As a person, I deserve to get what I pay for on time and consistently, and be treated, by the companies I patronize, with basic respect and dignity during the whole experience. If a plane is delayed and that delay makes people miss their connections, reasonable compensation should be offered. If a flight…

Shhhh. It hurts more when you fight it.

Sometimes you don't have to exact revenge. The universe will do it for you.

I used to work with a woman who was absolutely NASTY to just about everyone, but especially me. Once I put a folder of birthday cards to sign on her desk (standard practice in just about every office environment ever) and as I walked away, I distinctly heard her mutter "Asshole, messing up my desk with your stupid…

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…