In other words, the only thing you actually need to take into consideration is how you'll feel if you have sex with someone who turns out not to like you enough for a second date. If you think it will make you feel bad about yourself, don't do it; if you really couldn't care less/would be glad to have at least gotten…
WhatTheThunderSaid
WhatTheThunderSaid
Yes!!!! And so many bath product tie-ins!!! And she could join the princess pantheon. And perhaps eliminate them, one by one.
Can I just? For one moment?
And, um, how does he expect to enforce this? Pastoral pat-downs to check for underwear? Strip-search? Da fuq...
alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"
God: "Yes?"
alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"
God: "Yes, child?"
alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"
God: "WHAT, for fuck's sake?"
alpacalipsnow: "Oh God oh God oh God!"
God: "What, what, what??? I... oh, Me damn it, this again? You know, it would be nice to hear from you once in a while when you're NOT all sweaty…
Yeah, and next thing you know healing, prayers, and baptisms are going to involve a lot of extra touchy-feely. You can't tell me this guy doesn't have a master molestation plan. Start handing out awareness pamphlets with "help" hotline #s at the door now.
How do you expect to be immaculately knocked-up?
Just wait until they start menstruating all over the church floor. Then the no underwear rule will magically disappear.
Well finally people will stop saying things like "him??? no way he would never do that!!!! he is an honest family man!!! He's not the kind to do things like that"
Good for you! Some times you really do have to just urp it all out before the perspective can happen. Good luck!
You're quite welcome and you didn't come off as selfish- that sounds like a completely reasonable way to deal.
That said, I fully endorse this joke because I will never get tired of watching actresses pretend to eat food.
People keep saying mispronounced. Ellen mispronounced it. Travolta straight made up a new name. His name is now Javert Tromblotvent.
Woody Allen issue aside, I loved what Cate had to say about women in film. "The earth is round, people." What a great way to put it.
Wow you sound like Ultra mega cunt. Good job.
No, it doesn't.
No problem. Glad to help. As you get older and you ruin some friendships, you gain some wisdom.
Happy belated birthday. I'm sorry your friends couldn't support you. You have every right to be pissed, and if they ask, tell them.
I know! Immediate thought was: ''Ooooh, I want to sing The Little Mermaid with Matt Damon and twirl around my living room! Then I would like to have bed-breaking sex with him.''