My dermatologist told me that the best thing to do for your hair is to regularly switch off between a few different products. I’m not really sure why — maybe your hair benefits from being exposed to a bunch of different chemical combinations, or maybe your scalp doesn’t have time to overcompensate by adjusting to a…

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER.

At my old job, I was the person on our team who helped get the new hires settled. Not necessarily because that was my actual job (it wasn’t), but because I’m friendly and I knew where all the new-hire paperwork was, and I wanted to put people at ease on their first day.

This is an actual conversation I had at work recently:

An hour? That thing goes on walkabout within the first 15 minutes if I’m not careful.

Current wording on Kentucky marriage licenses:

Re: #4, I wasn’t a Madison fan in the first episode, but the moment she killed zombie-principal completely flipped me in her favor. Travis seems like a man of action, but for all his take-charge demeanor, his instincts have been terrible. And that’s one of the many human dangers in a survival situation: some people…

I’m not sure how to phrase this, and I’ll probably be lost in the grays anyway, but:

An alarming number of people vote for the person with whom they’d most like to have a beer, so yes: the GOP quite possibly believes that women will vote for another woman just so we can laugh over a salad together.

So - ONE officer is a criminal and an asshole [...], he is quickly subdued by the HUNDREDS of other good officers that were there and NOT being assholes

Yeah, this. Every single woman is the same to them: incapable of critical thought; driven by hormones; overindulgent in emotion at the expense of reason; consumed by the desire to be beautiful, married (to an attractive man who is never one of the nice guys, because we have terrible taste), and maternal; unwilling to…

When I was younger, someone told me that I’d have to snag a “good one” the first time around, i.e. before age 25, or they’d all be taken — except that a fair number of them would come back on the market after age 30, and they’d really miss being married so it might just be easier to wait and then nab an experienced…

I read this as “steam-pulp” and was imagining a steampunk - pulp romance mashup.

Fanfic sci-fi. Obviously.

I vote we give them all of Kansas and Nebraska. They love that “heartland” shit, so we’ll just give them the dead center of the country where they can have state fairs and guns and cowboys and denim and Sadie Hawkins dances and apple pie and whateverthefuckelse, and we’ll make Puerto Rico and DC into states so we…

Yeah, came here to say this. Amandla Stenberg hit it on the head with “What would America be like if it loved black people as much as it loves black culture?” If pruny white Republican candidates start appropriating “thug life” imagery while still treating all POC like “thugs” regardless of whether they’re wearing a…

With all due respect, that’s a bunch of malarky.

Hey, we all have our fetishes.

(There is also an anal exam for virgins that purportedly tests for gynecological abnormalities. The doctor did not mention this exam, but given the amount of traction it has gotten on Chinese women’s health forums, it appears to be more than an urban legend.)

I am imagining Barack seeing these signs, pointing them out to the Secret Service, and then starting to walk over with his posse, and the slow, dawning horror washing across the faces of two dozen bros as they realize who’s approaching and why. Just a cascade of, “Oh shit, oh fucking shit, oh fucking shit man, bro,…