I’d love this bracket to be Jon Stewart’s Trump insults on one side and Gawker insults on the other side.

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London woman, 1888: I had all these interesting things going on in my life, and then some asshole obsessed with violence against women came along and made it all about him.

Listen, Butterball and Peanut Butter do not need to compete. I have two ovaries. They can each explode one.

I cannot look at this without guffawing. I have had to turn my laughter into a cough three times in a row and I still can’t stop watching it.

You’re misquoting her. The actual quote is:

Yeah, the analogy is terribly creepy no matter what, but the comparison even works against him in this case. When a cow is ready to be milked, yes, you can get your free fucking milk because the cow really really wants to be milked. However, when the cow is not ready to be milked and you try to milk it anyway, you…

I would argue in the reverse: I think the implied logic is that women are the ones who are capable of control, while men and their urges are completely uncontrollable. Therefore women should defer to their husbands’ sexual needs, lest the men seek fulfillment outside of the marriage; but women should also be meek and…

Or the guys who want to know if you’re a natural redhead while directing the question to your crotch.

I can’t fathom dying it. Not even highlights. My mom is nearly 70 and has never touched a dye bottle. I mean, what if we didn’t like it? We could never get it back to the original color. Would have to chop it off. Plus, since the time I was 5, total strangers in hair salons have been not-so-covertly glancing over at…

The number of guys who admit to rape if you describe it with any words but “r-a-p-e” is fucking terrifying. Like, “Sure I pulled out fistfuls of someone’s hair during a sexual encounter in which I forcibly penetrated someone, yeah, of course...but I’m not a rapist.” (1) The description of that thing you just admitted…

I honestly can’t imagine being one of these women and seeing this cover. If you were one of his early victims, to look at how many women came after you and wonder if you could have prevented what happened by speaking up...or to be one of the later women, and look at this photo and see how many kept their silence*...I…

I think that we’ve made political office into a position where you have to (1) love power, (2) love attention, (3) believe you are right all the time and can make decisions for everyone else, and (4) be ruthless enough to survive an election cycle. The fact that this personality type has a strong overlap with misogyny…

You keep using the words “supposed to”. That phrase does not carry much weight in American politics nowadays. :(

I know three hetero couples who broke up or nearly broke up because the woman had higher earning potential and an overall better grasp of financial planning. The guy would be dead broke and buying a new X-Box while his gf worked overtime and balanced her checkbook; in each case the guy felt hugely threatened by his…

Calvin Floyd, a former talk show host in Columbus, Georgia told the newspaper that Houser appeared on his show, Rise and Shine, over a dozen times:

VERY scary. I saw a guy having a stroke/seizure while driving when I was a teenager. His foot was start-stopping over the brake, so he never gained enough speed to do himself damage. He went straight through an intersection, straight down the street past my bus stop, to where the street T-ed; obviously he didn’t turn,…

I am completed entranced by this story. Why did the baby hate you? How was its tiny baby brain able to formulate so many different attack methods? Why did it never cry? Was it secretly a demon? Are you secretly a demon? This is going to haunt me forever.