What’s going on with native american accounts disappearing? I missed this. I’m assuming the trans ones are because people are changing their names & not using their “real” first names, but the NA thing is news to me. And the Bree thing makes me LIVID, had no idea about that either.

Yep. Someone posted a nude JLaw photo in a random comments thread back during that shitstorm; I reported the photo to Facebook and their autmaton responded that it “didn’t violate their community standards/terms of service”. So I wrote them back and basically said, “This photo is known to be stolen property, the…

You have excellent taste.

(Girl!) I aim to please!

Some guy touched my butt today. It was one of those things where I was 100% sure it was on purpose, but I knew if I made a scene, I had no way to prove what had just happened. It was a light brush along my left pocket, but he passed me on the right, so there was really no easy way for him to come into contact with…

I watched Broadchurch after I’d already seen The Fall and Happy Valley, and I think it was my least favorite of the three, although I still thought it was excellent. The reason it didn’t quite measure up was that exact bait & switch, and the too-perfect way Ellie comes to mirror that other woman (“how could you not…

Also under suspicion:

there are no vaccine police

In a situation where the ghostee is toxic/manipulative (this situation definitely qualifies), the only reason to have The Talk is to appease your own conscience. If it’s going to continue to bother you that you ghosted him, then do your due diligence and send him a statement email. Statement, not explanation. “Hi…

That right there is the core of a man who can grind against you powerfully-yet-with-control for a Very. Long. Time.

And Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat didn’t stop black people from being lynched or guarantee them the right to vote. In a literal sense, what you’re saying is true, but progress happens in steps so small we don’t realize their significance in the moment. Only through the lens of history do we see that they…

They made a (black) maintenance worker put it back up almost immediately, just in time for the KKK rally. <— I hate everything about this sentence.

I CALL EMMA WATSON I CALL HER SHE IS MINE.

My coffee shop had loyalty punch cards and my (HOT, deep-voiced, gentle giant) barista not only knew my drink, he punched that card like 7 times every time I handed it to him. #truelove

Truest goddamn thing I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

God, I am still waiting for Jason Bourne to whisk me away to Greece/India/whereverthefuck. Would also accept Faramir (book Faramir, not mopey bad-decision-making Faramir), Mark Darcy, Daryl Dixon (but only during an actual apocalypse), and a very specific version of King Arthur from The Child Queen & The High Queen by…

“Governor Haley, whose recent eloquence on the subject [of the confederate flag] is worthy of praise”

Agreed. And the founding fathers knew this and tried to tell us:

My uterus. The Second Amendment. Benghazi. The “global warming” conspiracy. Reverse racism. The War on Christmas. Benghazi. Sluts. Anti-vaxxing. Potheads. FORNICATION!

I feel like every marriage, gay or straight, deserves a dancing Colberlas in the background, and a dancing Hiddles in the everywhereallthetimeplease.