If we get time machines, I’m sending the bigots forward, not back. I shudder to think what they’d do with a miniscule bit of modern knowledge and the acute desire to rewrite history, but I’d love to see them try to spout this garbage in 2319 when everybody’s too busy having sex with robots to worry about teh gayz.

Benjamin Franklin thinks it’s okay, as does Alexander Hamilton.

“Which of these guys is a fashion designer?”

THIS THIS THIS.

This map makes it look like we saw Russia, Cuba, Iran, Germany, France, Venezuela, and Canada all hanging out at the same table, rolled our eyes, and took our maternity leave lunch tray to the opposite side of the cafeteria in a dramatic huff.

I’d guess it’s a combination of sanitizing it & the menstruation taboos. From my understanding, you need to sterilize the cup in boiling water, which probably means you need a pot that you use specifically for your Diva Cup and not for cooking. (And even if you’re okay mixing & matching pots, the degree of shame these…

Most of my office mates have switched to vaping, but there’s one woman who must smoke a pack a day. I can go into the empty bathroom and tell which stall she used based on the lingering miasma of smoke. I can also tell when she’s walked through the hallway or down the stairwell.

It makes you a dick. However, you can rest assured that every one of those 12 people with a lick of self-awareness is silently sending every “DON’T SIT HERE” signal they can in the hopes that they’ll be able to deter people from sitting next to them. We’re all dicks.

Weirdo is behaving in a completely inappropriate manner. Manager is not doing enough by “working her (under)age into the conversation.” Weirdo knows she’s 17. Weirdo is a-okay with knowing she is 17. Weirdos the world over love dealing with 17-year-olds, because they’re still too young to be world-wise and know how to…

I used to work in a bookstore that made us wear nametags. All of the women used fake names. You could tell when someone was stalking because they’d ask for an employee who didn’t work there, like so:

I was extremely skeptical about that entire section, but then I looked it up on Wikipedia and maybe her dad’s right? (Although the wording she chose is kinda misleading.) Relevant section:

So. Your teeth are comprised of two layers: enamel and dentin. Enamel is the outer coating and dentin is the spongy interior. [I learned this while getting info about teeth whitening, because I’ve had yellow teeth since I was a child and never felt the color was due to “stains” (how can a 5-year-old have red wine…

Soon.

he’s not pretending to be a lawyer.

Coyote Ugly?

Get back in there and deal with him. Minorities don’t have the option of “opting out” of these issues because they’re exhausted. If you are the closest thing to a responsible role model he has, then you are responsible for fixing his attitude before it’s too late. Otherwise he’s going to be one of these cops someday —…

I mostly agree. Plenty of little kids want to play cops & robbers, but lots of other little kids identify heroes as EMTs or firefighters. There are lots of ways to get your action-packed, life-and-death, everyone-adores-me fix. To me, the key distinction between police and EMTs/firefighters is that the latter have no…

you. you get me.

Grey Worm + Missandei 4eva.

Cersei sent Mace Tyrell to deal with the Iron Motherfucking Bank of motherfucking Braavos. She gives no fucks if he comes back in a body bag. And if he survives the bank, well, Ser Meryn Trant is with him. To, um, help.