I think the goal is to solve the problem *before* an innocent 12-year-old is gunned down for no reason.

If someone would kindly make this into a gif, I can use it for all my future butt-toucher stories.

Much as I'd like things to be this simple, Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist with...something...tattooed on his face, and his career isn't over. I have to see his dumb cartoon face on the Metro every morning because he's in a new show, and every time I want to take out a sharpie and write RAPIST on it.

I wonder how much of this "flirting and causing a ruckus" was women just sitting there eating salad while a bunch of guys catcalled them from the next table.

I'll attempt to respond to your serious question with a serious answer.

That's horrible. I'm so sorry you experienced that, both the horror of the rape and the rage-inducing incompetence of the justice system.

Yes! And not just rape. I recently got into an argument with my dad about catcalling. He spent 15 minutes insisting that "men will be men," and once I had finally convinced him that I was serious about the subject and he needed to stop making those excuses, he apologized and added, "I just want you to know, I've never…

Anything that can be combined with the phrase "hitting the jackpot." Examples include:

I missed this yesterday, so I will undoubtedly end up at the bottom in the grays, but I can't resist posting this one, which I will dub Mom's Ultimate Dealbreaker.

I guess in my version of the plan, there would be a "polite dismissal"button. So the recipient could release a message without having to engage in conversation, but also without reporting it as creepy. Perhaps to encourage recipients to read & react to messages, you could only have 10 in your inbox as well, and in…

My office is using a referral service to find new applicants, and their flood-prevention deal sounds pretty legit. (From what I've gleaned eavesdropping on my boss's conversations,) the gist is that you are given 10 "invitations" you can use to message 10 people. You can't message anyone else to express interest until…

The only other term I've heard for it is "ravaged", which gets across what you're saying: it's not a rape fantasy, it's a fantasy of having a man be so attracted to you that he just can't control himself or his lust, things get wild, all the clothing gets ripped off (ravaged), etc. The man's passion is what drives the…

I would have to agree; I was kind of hoping to learn of some elaborate, commonplace, but never-spoken-aloud male fantasy involving a real, straight man and exactly two fantasy men, but only one person has agreed with that version so far.

If Jezebel had an Officially Sanctioned Fictional Threesome, it would be [reader]+Cumberbatch+Hiddles, wildcard Idris Elba, discussed over brunch the following morning with Lupita Nyongo+Beyonce, wildcard Jennifer Lawrence.

I was afraid to Google it and then relieved. Although I find it hilarious that the description includes the guys high-fiving. I always assumed that the guys in that configuration would be studiously avoiding eye contact; never occurred to me that it might be a "bro" activity.

I'd have to agree, unless more people turn up in this thread to present alternatives.

Yeah, that was my guess too. Otherwise I can't figure out how gay sex gets 20% and an additional 25% are like, eh, I dunno about one dude, but throw a second dude in there and I'm all in.

Yeah, that is SUPER low on both counts. Jezebel alone accounts for the 51% of women who have specific Cumberbatch-Hiddleston-Elba fantasies and that doesn't even take into account the gads of women who paid good money for Magic Mike.

That doesn't sound half bad, actually.

Okay, I keep looking at this and I can't make sense of it: