I'm a pale-skinned lady with not-perfectly-white teeth. The very idea of being decked head-to-toe in white is abhorrent to me. It's going to be gold. And yeah, I'd like to be jaw-dropping for once in my life and if that requires sequins, then so be it.

Yep, the comments back you up - they're both new! If she goes hog wild, I'd love to see Umber (giant breaking chains), but I'd shudder to see Bolton's flayed man...

Falcon and moon (did you click the link?). The moon is kind of lost in all the birds, but it's there.

We liberals have been wondering the same thing for years!

I felt less "Oooh pretty!" and more "That woman is courageous as fuck." Maybe that's why I didn't feel uncomfortable; I was sympathizing with her, not evaluating her looks. But yeah, I'm with you—you can see the exact moment where she girds herself before holding her head up and entering the gauntlet. It's chilling.

You are a lucky duck if you've avoided the shitstorm of complaints against the Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. Obamacare). Let me see how succinctly I can sum it up:

Yep. To me it read, "You don't actually have to change your position on the issues, you just have to cover it with a thin veneer of smarm."

Step 2. Buy a Breast Cancer lapel ribbon and wear it all the time, even while jogging. You don't even have to mention it. Women like details and clothing and pink. They'll notice.

I immediately thought of the shirtless Old Spice guy offering me "tickets to that thing I like…look again, those tickets are now diamonds." That ad was hilarious because it went so over-the-top in portraying What Women Want. My thought process there: Old Spice is hilarious. Guys who purchase Old Spice will also have…

Maybe the other boy is her patronus and he's trying to pull her away.

No problem at all. Best of luck to you!

I know he did a lot of Middle-Earth saving and orc-torching and whatnot, but without losing this fight, he would have done it all as Gandalf the Grey.

It sounds like you're doing all the right things - going at your own pace, finding one good person to confide in, being realistic in your expectations. Once you admit to everyone that it's really happening, you have to admit it to yourself too, and that's a rough hurdle, but you will move beyond it. Like you said,…

According to them, the solution is for us ("hot ladieezzz") to stop having unrealistic expectations about men. If we just understood that Nice Guys are better than Bad Boys, we'd see all of their inner charms and overlook the unimportant "small" details you speak of (like whether we're attracted to them and whether we…

"Putting his foot right in the muckiest of sexist mires and then straight into his mouth" is worth a million stars, but alas, I can only give you one. Bravo.

Nope, not just you. Her left boob is massive compared to her right boob and the sleeve/bodice doesn't align at all with how a boob that size would actually fit in that dress. It's bizarre.

You mean species evolving in the present day in parallel with us, not a situation in which humans disappear and the animals can fight it out for dominance, right?

I squeed. Amazing! Thank you for sharing. I can go to bed happy now. (Must not look at other articles. Must disentangle from Internet before serenity spell is ruined…)

I'm not sure in what context this .gif will be appropriate, but I'm already looking forward to it.

That sucks. A friend of mine went through a divorce this year, also his wife's choice and not his. He was a wreck for months afterwards. Frankly, you sound incredibly healthy by comparison, so I don't really have advice, except this: make sure you've got someone around you can talk to when you need it. There are a lot…