These are great ideas! I can definitely make lasagna, and hopefully she will be so ravenously hungry from all the baby work that she won't notice that I'm a mediocre cook. Or, I am also extremely talented at buying Trader Joe's frozen dinners, so maybe I'll do a mix and match.

Hey Jezzie Mamas, my close friend is having a baby in about 5 weeks and I'm wondering if you guys have any advice for ways to help out a new mom? We are close, but she is one of my boyfriend's best friends and I have yet to hang out with her alone (so, not besties...yet).

Does anyone know what the Girl Scouts stance is on this issue? I googled some info, but I couldn't find anything directly from the GS. Something tells me they are much more progressive, but that could just be me hoping that I can continue to support them through my aggressive cookie consumption.

After a wine-fueld evening of accidental food experiments, I discovered something that forever changed my life: Using plain, non-fat yogurt instead of milk and butter in boxed macaroni. Specifically, Back to Nature brand "Crazy Bugs" shaped macaroni, about 1/4 cup yogurt, pinch of salt, little bit of minced garlic,…

I would pay big money to snuggle that face. He's lucky to have you!

Seriously. What the shih tzu. I'll be over here, cuddling my little shih tzu foster baby like nobody's business.

You and I could be the same person, even down to the never-leaving-the-US statement. The last couple of times I flew, every tiny bump or fall would send me into a complete panic. I don't even remember the last descent except that I know I could barely breathe and I was soaking my boyfriend's arm with tears. I have…

I definitely think that this could be considered delusional disorder (probably Unspecified Type if you're going by the DSM-IV-TR). But then again, isn't it just so much more fun to laugh and make fun of isolated, lonely people who's childhood abuse and possible underlying mental health issues manifest in HILARIOUS…