My three point plan for the richest man in 1916(me)

Those knockoff True Religion jeans are his wife owning him.

What did you order?

What’s happening with the Chobani lawsuit?

Calm down pepe

Cuck Norris

Booooo

I’d make the Secret Service guys let me shoot their briefcase Uzis.

Never give yourself a nickname

No he’s innocent Tina

He’s a piece of shit and his dad was a crooked shit. We may not get him next time but his neighbor Rep. Daryl Issa is gone.

Did he get fired again?

Dork Co, sure

Dork Co, sure

They’re all good players Bryce.

Just as fresh as “blankly mcblank face.”

Lunch on the bay front then.

What bullshit was that lede?

What bullshit was that lede?

Chimps are not monkeys.

What is this garbage?

I found a Metal thing on my first seven day spin. Now I have a Sizor with great IV but poor moveset. Nothing else.