CC: Stefon Diggs

What a narc.

Am I shadowbanned?

It’s Luke and Han not Luke and Hanna!

“causing the female to fall backwards up the ascending stairs behind her”

Oh god, you take off your shoes to deadlift don’t you.

Eh, still better than David Denby.

President CEO delegating to only the brightest dead-enders.

Also, mathematically, they are due.

They throw a fish, you pull a gun.

I saw Kevin Johnson (KJ!) entering a bookstore in Phoenix. I was standing by my car and did a double take because “is that KJ?!” And “he’s short for a basketball player.”

I’ve done sex. I’ve poked a big boob with the tip of my bent dick,

They cut off my review copies too, but the reason was “Won’t shut up about Amiga ports.”

The key to Westworld is....you can fuck the robots.

“hat 33 percent of any winnings from a lawsuit would be handed over to lawyers, not fighters.”

Murked by Tyron Taylor lmao

What about Die Hard’s bare feet on the rug thing?

JPP for comeback player of the year.

Watch out Ian! A Biter’s right over your shoulder!

You overestimate the home-schooled Congressional interns of that student body.