Oh my god

Was Braxton injured? Was Hampton penalized? Did Aastun score?

Uhhhhhhh ok

Hell yes Swarthy

Can’t wait for the Lucha Underground debut of El Rhyno!

Beta Dads

“irritable dad with a law degree”

Lmao

Well I rented from Robin Masters and got to run errands in a pretty nice car.

Would Jonathan Papelbon benefit from a Tommy Chong procedure?

It's actually not

Yea Americans hate Nick Fury

No way The Thing passes as “European”

Mario Kart or Halo or something Americans actually play in college.

Milk is for baby cows.

But how will I know it's time to lift if my hands aren't tingling from the beta alanine?

So Chevys is the Mendoza Line here right?

You gonna come clean this screen now, huh Barry?

You guys still offering $72.13 for Peyton's sharps container?

Hand eggs.