Beta Dads

“irritable dad with a law degree”

Lmao

Well I rented from Robin Masters and got to run errands in a pretty nice car.

Would Jonathan Papelbon benefit from a Tommy Chong procedure?

It's actually not

Yea Americans hate Nick Fury

No way The Thing passes as “European”

Mario Kart or Halo or something Americans actually play in college.

Milk is for baby cows.

But how will I know it's time to lift if my hands aren't tingling from the beta alanine?

So Chevys is the Mendoza Line here right?

You gonna come clean this screen now, huh Barry?

You guys still offering $72.13 for Peyton's sharps container?

Hand eggs.

2 liter of Vernors.

I saw the Best Damn and Coney Island root beers this morning for the first time. So thanks for this timely review.

What like a softball field?

Oh man I would argue all day that the Tunnel of Suds is not a public place.

Something that is an “original works of authorship fixed in any tangible medium of expression” is protected by copyright in USA. There is no question of artistic value so there is no slippery slope.