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“Danny being upset that his boyfriend (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) was cheating on him, so he throws a brick through a window. This is actually what starts the Stonewall riots in this movie.”

I have a 5s running 7.whatever ios. Is this new fucking thing going to make Safari slow and shitty? I hate upgrading os’s.

The Padres color guy asked why doctors can’t replace the ligament with “an alloy” in Tommy John surgery.

Holy shit you’re stupid.

Producers kicked me off the show when I wouldn’t remove my sais from my obi and I only did one pull-up.

Genuinely surprised to learn he's married.

He’s got counter-protesting-in-support-of-the-cops speed!

Shut up

I keep seeing these videos and they’re awesome, so thanks for writing this.

Stadium Security, the Maginot Line of windbreakers and wallow talkies.

Imagine Dragons

This is some fucked-up Ice Storm shit.

I like this!

“Henderson spent 2014 playing in Qatar and 2015 playing in Iraq.”

Dental Plan! - This west-coast IPA is little more than a cash grab, because the brewer’s daughter needs braces.

Oh Whacking Day - This stout celebrates the Irish experience in America

Nice job Jack.

Susan never started a metaphor she didn’t get lost in, but I thought her writing showed promise. I was gladdened by the repetition and variation of “Drew sucks” as a closing to each paragraph. Alas, Susan dropped that conceit after only three list entries. D- and loss of Facebook posting for one week.

NFC teams welcome a west coast home game opportunity.