His fantasy numbers that first Jets seasons were amazing, I think he was Mr. Irrelevant in our league and he helped destroy opposing teams (until week 12 or something.)

I am agreeing.

Miller High Life. It’s so bubbly, like seltzer.

“Nevertheless, it’s a rule of life that all despots attract lackeys, and the Masters attracts more than most. The way the bootlickers carry on about the sacrosanct nature of the tournament, and seem to get such a perverse delight at the innocents who run afoul of the honor code, is enough to make you want to retch. “

Pave all golf courses.

Gronk would score and then spike the lemonade stand.

No.1 is me at Boy Scout camp.

How did Drew become Suburban Dad so quickly and completely?

What if Batman wore the Venom symbiote suit? Could he control it?

He fu&k like Croat dog!! 1# Serbia

Third person isometric view please.

Freebirds is the Applebee's of burritos. The local one closed.

Please don’t bring glass to the beach.

U mad

You heard of search engines?

Good for AJ Lee

Inbred fucking albion mist farmer.

KJ once gave me a dirty look outside a Phoenix Book Star, so this is extremely my shit.

All fat guys.

Looks like some Wikipedia vandalism in the time between our posts! I will report it to the editorial board.