Someone should tell him about Orange County. Or Riverside.

Most likely. Also, who says I won't play in LA, 95 minutes from my home, but I will move to Tennessee?

Great kinja here

#CopLivesMatter

"by Vivian James"

On the other hand, “you getting hit in your nuts is hilarious.”

In his defense, Dana White forced him to grow the soul patch.

That still counts!

At least the game sucks.

I went to a state school.

I took linear algebra at Arizona State.

The first one sounds exactly like the Top-40 version you can hear on your local Jammin'Z98 FM.

This is why I'm putting all my money on Wrestlemania this year.

Agriculture uses 80% of the water, but lets do stupid annoying things just to city folk.

You're saying its the "bravest" and "manliest" and "stupidest" of beverages.

So here's my Summer jam:

The two of the 11 seeds play in? That's fucking stupid!

These things sound bad, and outside of Silicon Valley, no one will buy them.

Riley Cooper's contract makes a lot more sense when you remember that it's salary cap hit in 2015 is just a case of Copenhagen.

55 is pretty cold