MD-80, piece of shit

False

1. Drugs are awesome,

Actually...

Bill O'reilly claims he did the same to Hulk Hogan in '84.

This will bounce around Tumblr until they turn off the internet.

He looks like he has a Google Alert set for "casting Tombstone sequel"

If EMP isn't mentioned I'd call this pretty restrained actually. For private sector NatSec writing.

ABSOLUTELY MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!

Casablanca motherfucker.

+1 that's great.

Wait, what's the fine print say after Propaghandi?

Operation Ivy!!!!! (tribute)

He took a deep breath and exhaled. He thought back to the calming words he learned. Barely audibly, he recited the mantra:

Dang Seth, those abs are hiding under the vest?

Spend five years in prison.

Unrefridgerated, open vermouth goes bad in a week. And it goes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Where the fuck can you find Weller for $13? I don't like it, but I've never seen it below $21.

JF: "Hi my name is Johnny, uh, Football and I'm ..."

BULLSHIT