That's how he stays a millionaire, James.

+ZERO tshirt

Joe's Good Will Hunting scenario is pretty great.

Oh yeah, Mallrats. That's the good one.

this list is terrible

1. Chasing Amy

Fucking sharks for hands!

UFO from Space Invaders

Rick Perry needs to wet his beak.

I'm vegan genius

Pluot, do you even eat fruit?

oh indeed tell me more

Knuckle baller

"slow cooked burger"

This guy giving me energy drink recommendations like they're regional microbrews. "The juice finish of Kickstart lingers on..."

re: energy drinks-

Mama's good boy?

wait a minute if 8x8 (64oz or 1.6 L) is crap the new recommendation is TWICE that? That seems wrong.

Good. I liked that system. Garbage stays in the garbage can. Now bring back the Comment Ninja.

Unauthorized Autobiography