Please adopt us.

He's really going to regret not having those 30 freshman credits when he goes back to finish his education after his NBA career ends.

My friend was fired for showing up early. Something about unsupervised work. Anyway you know how it goes: Now he makes $39 an hour from his nephews computer and make down payment on 2015 Skōda. Be reading how on w w w . F æ r t , c ø m dot vź *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

bro race

brain whizz

It's a Pieter Mondrian, Jesus Christ read a book.

Steve Poocy

Gretchen Snarlson

We get it, you love Barstool.

Why dump it on a Friday night?

Typical small minded recumbent critic. GoOd Day!

So, take an improv class.

Only after they return the basketball team they stole.

good god

#DipLife

This guy.

Mom's Friendly Spammer

Not sure you do.

Nice trolling on Gawker.

pulled him in the 30th minute. Kramer looks like he can barely stay upright.