You are the worst.

Well they're dead, but good contribution.

That's not fun.

Well they pay you to live in Alaska, so sure. It's not welfare though, it's rugged individualist handouts.

Can they keep the 26.2 bumper sticker?

I can say without hyperbole; this is how Hitler started.

"I don't know, Sketchers? Seems like a cheap knock-off to me."

so begins the MotleyFoolComnenter character

Drew are you addicted to coffee yet?

@harrelmarquel

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Pats on Sawx violence couldn't be whiter if he had thrown a leprechaun.

Oh you mean macho overcompensation.

you're

He'll be a hall of famer........NOT!

"Another male bear named Chinook"

Fucking amazing. Thank you.

"Nolan Nawrocki lives in the nicest house in a tidy neighborhood in Elmhurst, Ill."

coming to San Diego next month

Sure if you're the New York Post.