Well they pay you to live in Alaska, so sure. It's not welfare though, it's rugged individualist handouts.

Can they keep the 26.2 bumper sticker?

I can say without hyperbole; this is how Hitler started.

"I don't know, Sketchers? Seems like a cheap knock-off to me."

so begins the MotleyFoolComnenter character

Drew are you addicted to coffee yet?

@harrelmarquel

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Pats on Sawx violence couldn't be whiter if he had thrown a leprechaun.

Oh you mean macho overcompensation.

you're

He'll be a hall of famer........NOT!

"Another male bear named Chinook"

Fucking amazing. Thank you.

"Nolan Nawrocki lives in the nicest house in a tidy neighborhood in Elmhurst, Ill."

coming to San Diego next month

Sure if you're the New York Post.

akimbo noobs

No, he wants a burrito.

They have that, it's called African-American Quiddich.