On TV the Lakers uniforms look like new white shorts and a dingy white undershirt.

Snoop Dogg likes rolling paper so damn much.

I WATCH TV TOO LOLOLLOL!!!!

Guys a burner has a dumb opinion. Stop what you're doing and read!

Guys a burner has a dumb opinion. Stop what you're doing and read!

Two! Two crappy posts!

Never heard otherwise.

Strawmen

1. catshit

Costing the Redskins money?! Someone's Snyder-sense is tingling!

That 18 game season is a killer.

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

Goldshlager

Fuck you monkeys.

Sometimes the abyss stares back Josh. The red, gaping abyss.

Those ice cubes that are actually frozen stones; that's a great way to chip a front tooth, right?

"Snow is, quite obviously, the best of the elements"

Too bad mankind will never learn to predict the weather. :(

Me fail English?!