I've never been that happy about anything.

The reptile got lucky; I heard they keel-hauled a pelican who downloaded St. Anger.

"Gigem" is like a bedazzled kimono? Something Elvis would workout in?

¿Como se dice "tag-along?"

No you WON'T.

I did this with chicken thighs just yesterday. Its reqlly good.

No.

Private attorneys bitch about it too, most loudly when the client is indigent. It's either a particularly regressive revenue scheme, or a reflection of a uncooperative court staff.

I read that if he's banned he'll have plenty of time for his new career: racing a solar sail around the moon.

At least you weren't eaten by a grue.

Bully whippet is wasted as C. Italian greyhounds are too fragile to play WR. Too lazy also.

Fuck me she can fart green words? Do Juicy-J and B.O.B. know about this development?

You missed the ballhawk kid with the Red Sox shirt, Yankees hat and Red Sox hat.

The Football Media Complex best deploy the fainting couches, this latest dispatch from "source" will surely fluster their delicate constitutions.

Honey mustard is pretty good. Not as good as cheddar and sour cream or Tapatio (sin limõn.)

Pete Rose looks up from betting slips, nods; motorboats girlfriend.

West, Central, East, The Good One

Anyone else have money riding on tonight's events? If Bryce Harper wins the Derby and Bray Wyatt wins a match at Raw tonight I'll hit my trifecta for $867.

Fine but explain why he ended up with Peyton Manning's luggage.

I thought pepper was hitting balls into the fence. Tossed by a teammate on his knees. that's what it was in high school.