I'm enjoying the constant logins!

"I can see the irony."

Old stoner tip: put a shower cap on the smoke alarm. (If it's one of those hard-wired deals.)

More like "Boom goes the gyno-mite!" High fives!

Oh good, a district attorney that doesn't know the elements of robbery.

But I'm Vegan!

It's astounding. How can Duke be ranked so high after losing 17 in a row?

Is this the burrito thread?

Reporter #1: "Brett, you really gave it your all out there, what was going through your mind?"

All day I design abominable sleeves.

Could Jesus sink a choke so deep, that even He would have to tap?

A Ranger goes to the Angels?

And thats how it's done. +1

What did you expect on a boat run by carnies?

+1 Awareness

I know it's been 37 years since they won a championship, but is lifting that dodgeball trophy really going to satisfy?

Someone tell Rex that Alan Ball can't help him find his true family.

+1 why do I try?

Daniel Bryan was there?