Why is he a dick. He has a point. He was talking about her not having a drivers license anymore. He's also right in more ways than I think he realizes, and not just about the driving either.

WHAT I don't even understand how that'd work. Please send photos

Manliness? Men don't want to tuck in their shirt. They only do it for business reasons and because the wife says so. And, for that purpose, you only do number 1.

Dude.

I'm pretty sure it's a Lambo.

I think that's a Bugatti.

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Crap, it was crap.

You've got to be fucking kidding me

I was just referring to the fact that Nascar media is going stupid with promoting them.

I'm certain I wasn't the only one who's heart was beating so fast that they were getting a little dizzy. GO JUNIOR!

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

To remove burnt-on stains from a glass-top stove, mix baking soda and water into a paste, apply to stains and let sit, remove with a plastic scraper before it hardens.

I'm using MS Word.

I have no photoshop at the moment. Can you do the same, but with Samuel L. Jackson's head?

Pretty sure Bassam Abdallah is the guy behind this. He's listed as an executive producer on the promo video (

ignore me... clicked the wrong reply button. sorry!

I'm still not seeing the point of the pancake batter suggestion. Wouldn't getting the batter into the bottle in the first place be at least as messy and awkward as getting it directly into the pan?

How dare those darned white people continue to think that electrocuting dogs and forcing them to fight to the death is a bad thing that should be punished. Why that is just their culture that should be respected and tolerated. Vick went to school right? He does know right from wrong doesn't he? Great…

"Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that's all there is...