NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When a picture has 47 people in it its hard to get them at their best angle in the same shot.

I can't down on her for not being as good at faking closeness as Taylor is. She can truly love and appreciate her fans while still being awkward AF.

I think the complaint was more that they paid 75 a person, and the group consisted of 6 no shows who RSVP’d yes.

She needs a Robert Downey Junior to help her. Who helped him when he was an uninsurable liability?

30 years is 3 decades, and she's been around since she was a child. It's about right.

That is such a bAd omen for her future relationship with the mother-in-law.

Yeah and her dancing would be better...

Mariah will be playing that girl from the old neighborhood that Cookie can’t stand, but will still throw shade Cookie’s way.

I just saw Roadhouse for the first time and now I'm desperately attracted to him and his stupid sexy voice.

So the thing I do to hide my social anxiety and make me more agreeable actually makes people judge me even more. Good to know as I'll never be leaving my house again.

I think the difference for me lies in actuality knowing your roots. Sure I know I’m from Africa, most likely Western Africa, but that’s vague as fuck compared to knowing you’re from Cuba and Spain specifically. Apparently you can take a DNA test that tells you exactly where you’re from, but it won’t give me a new…

Noooo. I’m black and I won’t even touch this because i’m too “regular black” and don’t know enough about Africa, African culture, or what part of Africa I’m from besides “The part they took the slaves from”. At afropunk this weekend I saw so many beautiful face painted brown girls, and I still gave it a hard pass…

Money, honey.

Except not only is punk music a rock music genre- rock and roll being a black genre co-opted by white people- but punk in particular owes its heritage to reggae music and Jamaican rude boy culture. ALL YOUR MUSIC BELONG TO US.

Black girl magic- She hasn’t aged though.

So you don’t like “angry black women” but then you don't like laughing black women, so should we just go die then? Like, what else can we do for you to make you comfortable with our existence?

She's like one of those enigmatic silent film stars who really benefitted from living in a pre-talkie world.

Yup yup yup. All image, no substance.

Rihanna is not the type of woman to lie about this though, because she doesn't give a fuck. Men sweat Rihanna, but Rihanna doesn't claim men or protest that she's not with a guy she's with. Rihanna just does whatever she likes.