The first ever “that’s what he said”.

Um, why is she holding onto my man so tightly? He’s taken, Kate Mara. Taken 1, 2, AND 3, meaning the only thing that could possibly come between me and Michael B Jordan is Liam Neesom with a handgun and a grudge.

Does not mention said kids name. “How’s your kid doing” is barely acquaintance level small talk.

My knowles rankings are as follows:

I imagine after every casting session, Woody Allen just leans back in his chair and sighs “That’s what I love about Hollywood girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

“Kanye and I have so much in common, like being role models. I have millions of adoring fans, and I’m sure his little girl thinks the world of him.”

Of course Netflix would understand the importance of time off. I spent my weekend binge watching Rocky movies just because I realized Netflix had 5 out of the 6, and I like sweaty abs.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

You have an uncanny resemblance to one of those fierce original Barbie dolls!

You are doing the lord’s work.

Gutentag, wie geht’s, Bae.

Shh.. Don't apologize I love him.

The answer is straight male nannies. If anyone is gonna get some, it's gonna be mama.

Buying equipment for a task and then never using it would probably be the most relatable thing she could do. How many people say they're going to start a hobby and give it up before even getting the stuff out of the box?

He stole those eyes from a dead sailor.

Well when white people do it it looks pretty dreadful, so...

Then it's not about you.

When asked if he was getting divorced, Will responded “Nah nah nah nah nah na nah nah. Nah nah nah nah na nah”.

Lmfao. I called this Regina George nonsense when I saw it, too.

If you love cheese- no, no- if you love yourself...