We still give out awards for literary achievement. Society- the more things change, the more things stay the same I guess.

Watching people get maimed for fun is the one constant of society, not a sign of its decline. Where do you think coliseums came from? Fighting has consistently been a sport for centuries, since antiquity.

What I don’t get is that affleck’s mother marched for civil rights in the 60s. They fucked up a perfectly good redemption arc which is bad from a storytelling angle- slave owner to civil rights activist is narrative gold. Plus it all got out, and him trying to cover it up makes him look worse than acknowledging it.

With a nonindicative name like Jagger Snow, she probably felt like she had to specify. It's not like they named the baby Bruno Dick Ross or Mary Clitoris Ross.

But Ashlee the Second just sounds dumb.

Have you seen the theatrical adaptation of the video game Street Fighter? It's basically that.

You know how scary black people with books are.

It’s weird when people think like that, but their mind doesn’t go “ I should be making MORE money” and instead goes “They should be making LESS”. More money for everybody!!!

I feel like there is something implied by telling Diana Ross that you named her granddaughter after a popular singer from the 60s and 70s... Mick Jagger.

Square fonts are for announcing boy babies. Here we are lucky she didn't OD on Curlz font. God forbid her child was a home birth with a doula. Then it'd be all Papyrus.

Snow for a mixed race kid born in July.

80s team up movie about a Cop with nothing to lose, a Boxer one week from retirement, a Wildcard rogue soldier, and the best damn recruit out of West Point all joining forces to fight the one war they can’t win alone. Played by Jean Claude Van Damme, Carl Weathers, Steven Segal, and Bridgette Neilson.

Proximity and convenience. These men are too busy or too well known to go out and find some strange, so if they're inclined to cheat, it'll be with someone close by and already in their circle.

I’ve seen better beefs started over not being invited to 5th grade slumber parties tbh.

That's what parents say when their teen has proved themselves responsible enough to borrow the car, or have earned an extension on their curfew.

Yeah, but does it beat my birthday bashes, which are held at my Google Maps recognized house.

Frances O’Connor or Anna Maxwell Martin.

The giraffe broke her neck on a fence. It’s not the zoo’s fault, but come on, that’s a direct result of being in captivity. I'm not anti zoo, either, but she hurt herself on a fence.

You can't sue a lawyer. There's very clear case law here.

Just like papa Pope’s twice as good speech, it's like black men on a shondaland show have to be twice as fine, because goddamn, all of them are top of the list worthy.