I'm also from Michigan, where its carmul. And pop.

You got me on both counts- Midwest by way of southern roots!

Taylor Swift gives me major Regina George vibes, probably because her girl crew always seems to consist only of girls who are hot at the moment. She used to have a regular girl friend, but now it's like her friends only last for a promotion cycle.

Where I come from, any daddy issues a man might have are blamed on him being raised by too many women and either being a mama’s boy or having a mama who’s too weak to teach him how to be a real man/ discipline him. So don't blame the parent that left, blame the one who stayed, because that makes sense.

Hey, sometimes he wears business casual cargo shorts.

I’m just pointing out that no one who says Sal-min is “trying” to sound fancy, like you suggested. The trying to hard award goes to the “ma-tour” crowd.

Right or wrong, sah-min is the way people who are trying to sound fancy say it, actually. No one who says salmin is intentionally trying to sound fancy.

I grew up with people who said reesy cup, never reese’s pieces. I also grew up with people who said cran instead of crayon, so fuck em.

Is it anything like the Sah-min or Sal-mon wars? Or the mat-chore/ ma-Tour battles?

.... one’s a model tho

Hence my statement that she's probably never unpacked it.

“not quite graspable” she says? Wink wink nudge nudge.

I think the kids call it “hoop shooting” or so the theme to Fresh Prince would have me believe.

... So you've decided to basically prove her point.

A woman who is open with her sexuality and uses it in a way that pleases men gets shit on by women. A woman of color who plays the sexuality game is both shit on by women and policed in a very condescending way. It doesn’t surprise me that Amber Rose feels like women have it out for her, and what’s more is that people…

She came into the public eye when she started dating Kanye West. She was a former stripper, and honestly if you have any questions on what twerking is, just watch her. It’s a skill, girl can dance.

Who was phone?

The mere idea that you should have to have guns cocked and ready in your church? Jesus wept.

This isn’t even the point, but gay people didn’t trademark the rainbow. It’s fucking refracted light. It’s even used in the bible. If you hate gays so much that the sight of all the colors on the visible spectrum aligned in the most natural and pleasing way offends you, There's no help for you.

Haven’t commercials taught you anything? Real men don’t eat sweet things like ice cream, or yoghurt, or God forbid chocolate. That crap is for ladies, preferably ladies who like to “indulge” in “sinfully sweet” “silky smooth” flavors, and lick spoons. Men don’t eat anything you have to lick a spoon for, unless it’s a…