To be fair- sometimes that happens with light skinned black people. Black don't crack is melanin dependent.

You know those girls are at home taking notes as we speak.

SHE HAS AFRO PUFFS!!!

They'll also use their music in movies. They're just against having their music be used to sell people things, which is different than selling album artwork or scoring film.

Maybe I just like the body type, but he reminds me of Stan from Mad Men. I like.

The only thing that would be better would be a Chris Pratt/Anna Farris screwball comedy.

That’s a symptom of the problem, though. Roles actually get better for guys the older they get, but it’s more touch and go for women. There are plenty of roles for older men and for too young women to play their love interests, so Hollywood always seams to have plenty of dudes in their 30s, 40s, and 50s around, and…

Someone needs to save that girl before she gets pregnant. And also get the much nicer brother Peter out of there before they buy him a wife too.

Call me when you admit to watching Arranged.

The new psychologist, obvs. She's perfect, she knows how and when to have a good time, but is responsible enough to hold onto your passport or tickets for you if you decide to go for one more drink.

It made them both better characters together than they were alone or playing off anyone else.

If I get Pennsatucky, does that make me Boo? Because I'm ok with that.

I think she thinks it’s like how zookeepers will sometimes use a mama puppet for feedings so the baby won’t reject them as the mother. But people don't work that way.

Sometimes things are so absurd already that they can't even be satirized.

I’m going to suppose it’s one of those charges they created to be used in cases where people cut drugs with dangerous substances that aren’t necessarily drugs or just sell poison that’s not exactly a controlled substance as a drug, to add to their sentence, but can be abused to catch someone selling placebos if…

If you want flowers at your funeral, Gay Butler will have to provide them because no one else is watering their plants.

I loved that show only because of Zach Gilford. I know people cream their pants over Tim Riggins, but I wanted him to be in everything after that show. So cute, so sweet, so deserving of so much more than Julie. Fave.

I dipped into my retirement WTFs

If black women dress as her for Halloween, what exactly is it?

Eh. The whole thing is a selfish endeavor no matter how much you think about it or phrasing it as growing your love. Having bio kids is a 100% selfish thing to do, whether the couple is gay or straight or if it’s a single person, so I don’t stack one persons reasoning against the other. The silly thing to me is that…