Don’t have cramps, put on your big girl white yoga pants and cartwheel in a field like they do in commercials.

It’s just fascinating to watch the rise and fall of Heather, or to know that we will never see another Ernestine under the age of 90 ever again.

No- Barbara doesn't slay like she slays. She'd be a great Diana, Genevive, or Victoria, or Vanessa. Or anything with a V actually, lol.

The other two have been claimed by klan Kardashian and have been raised differently.

It doesn’t suit her age. Not in an agist way, but certain names have peaks if you look at any naming graphs over a series of decades- it’s why there are so many women of a certain generation are named Barbara, but it’s not really a young girl’s name, or Tiffany might sound dated as a name. A name like Caitlyn…

Oh please- it’s not the app’s fault. Apps just help people meet, it’s up to each person to have safe sex or in safe sex or no sex with whoever they meet. If anything I’d blame the rise on how my generation isn’t nearly as scared of STDs or pregnancy as the generation before us. We think this stuff is easy to treat or…

Rue was black in the books, please stop talking.

Jars of casting director tears litter Hollywood. They really want to hire POC, you guys, but like, they might miss brunch if they have to look for people who actually suit the part instead of flipping open Vanity (only the) Fair, and we wouldn’t deny them midday mimosa specials!!! It’s inhumane!!!

You guys, it's just SO HARD to find Asian actresses? It's not our fault that acting doesn't seem like a viable career choice for POC, so we perpetuate a system where the laziest, easiest option is to just hire another white face. SO HARD.

Yeah I think that's bullshit for drama, but if she helps people, fine. I'm happy for her that she's pregnant, but they lie all the time.

I really think she ‘s playing the infertility angle for drama. She’s a woman in her mid 30s pregnant less than 2 years after the birth of a kid who she got pregnant with accidentally (or at least through not NOT trying). For a woman Kim’s age and hectic schedule, that’s pretty great. People think that if you don’t get…

I think she was faking her fertility issues for drama, tbh. Happy for her all the same.

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But the next step is for Kylie to pose nude, and for Kendall to start having babies by a high earner with a legit talent in music or sports who will up their tabloid profile. They have their lives mapped out for them, the Kim K way. Getting older opens the door for more ways kris can exploit them- it’s not being hot…

That's actually pretty great. It feels shitty when you're a kid and your parents rarely come to parent teacher conferences or PTA meetings or field trips because they have to work. If that's their system, it encourages parents to be there for the stuff their kids can remember as well.

If there’s one thing we like more than “family values” it's the American Dream- the belief that hard work will lift you up. Instead, our culture really values individual hard work over self care, and over caring for others. Americans as a whole devote ourselves to work far more than is healthy.

What do large groups of Ravens have to do with anything?

Also warn whoever Miley Cyrus is licking.

...Well this is a candidate who knows what I like....

How many copy and paste “I left it all out on the court” post game interviews does the world need?