Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

As the Handbook of Racial Rules notes, white people have immunity from any consequences for saying the word “nigga” when it’s within the context of a song. We regret the error.

There is something fundamentally wrong with your sport when the most batshit over the top win happens and the visual is so inaccessible and boring that you can’t even decipher what is happening, let alone react to it.

Are you seriously too cool for water? Jesus.

> When most people think “bar,” they are thinking about the hard stuff.

Why? It makes actually ordering drinks faster, as they’re not holding up the line at the bar.

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

“Apparently Twitter likes working in the dark (did this late at night)“

Correct, because running massive scripts like this during peak daytime hours is a tech no-no. Oh who am I kidding none of them would understand that. 

Thoughts and prayers

Although the article makes some good points, I think it misses a lot of others and ends up feeling more pro-Apple than was maybe intended.

I actually knew before she started her final run she would win gold.

Actually, that’s down 45%, but still, good effort.

Eh, it depends, I think, on what you’re looking for in a Star Wars movie. If you’re looking for careful plotting, sharp dialogue, and coherent characters, then you ought to despise the original Star Wars, because it is haphazardly plotted, features often excruciatingly bad dialogue, and as for characters that behave…

One of the things I loved most about the movie was the fact that in so many places, they upended so many tropes/expectations. Poe Dameron’s was the best of all...basically the hard charging fly boy who saves the day in every other film, but just repeatedly fucks everything up in this one and has to have his ass saved…

Exactly why do Holdo and Leia like Poe? He disobeyed orders and lost all of their bombers and got lots of folks killed. Then he disobeyed orders and hatched a stupid plan — and a mutiny! — that ended up getting a lot more folks killed. The he leads a bunch of fighters out in a half-assed plan to attack that cannon and…

I know I’m in the minority, but I was underwhelmed as hell by this movie. Not trying to troll, but I saw it twice and thought it was serviceable, but certainly not the best action movie I’ve seen. I was far more moved by action scenes in Oldboy and The Matrix, to name two off of the top of my head, than anything in MMF…

Oh for Christ’s sake, it’s not the best. Not even close. Not even Top 100.

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

It makes no sense to me that in a sport where the quarterback has evolved into possibly the single most important skill position that every team does not try to maximize what that QB does well and minimize what he does not. Fuck systems. Your only system should be “What’s gonna win us games?” Taylor is a perfectly…

On one hand, it’s Riann Johnson, who’s a very talented filmmaker.