Sorry but no. You are over-generalizing your own experience, and assuming everybody thinks this way. A place that mainly serves alcohol of some sort is a bar. Full stop. There are beer bars, wine bars, dive bars, whiskey bars, etc. These are all bars, whether you can get a cocktail or not.

Ray Liotta isn’t looking good.

How in the world did I end up on an article from 5+ years ago? This was linked directly from the Deadspin home page for me today, in the “You may also like” section. Horrible.

Your comment would make a lot more sense if the car was reported to have crashed in Shenzen.

I try to give exact change when I have it because I don’t want to carry around a bunch of coins, not because I’m trying to make the cashier’s job easier.

Agreed, but I think “penalty kicks of a major tournament” is enough pressure that there’s unlikely to be a huge difference in performance depending on the score, for most players. It’s either super-high pressure, or super-duper-high pressure.

“Also, each made shot in the first 3 allows more of your players to get a chance at kicking, and improves the chances of you winning”

“Bottom line: 20% of all shootouts don’t get to the 5th shooter, so you’re better off putting your best shooter in one of the first 3 slots.”

I don’t think I could be with someone who runs a site that facilities discussion between the dregs of society

They’re not called Check One-At-A-Times.

“I’m the worst person to ask because I once got my wife towels for Christmas. One day, she was like, “We need new towels,” and I was like, AHA! Mental note! Then I snuck out and got some towels and wrapped them up, thinking it was a really good and thoughtful gift. Then she opened them and was like, the fuck, Drew?.”

Yes. I came here to post the same thing. He was #3 in the final 2016 RSCI consensus recruiting rankings.

“Note the baby stroller in the bottom of the shot. I wonder what that transforms into. It’s probably Wheelie.”

Nice try, Mom.

Apparently Trump forgot to turn SafeSearch off when he googled “pink pussy”

That’s how my mind read the headline at first.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but it’s certainly possible they wanted to start doing good things earlier rather than later. If you can help some people now, why wait 15 years?

Van Niekerk immediately credited his coach, 74-year-old great-grandmother Ans Botha, for his being on the podium.

Sliced turkey + sun-dried tomato cream cheese on a toasted garlic bagel. Try it.

I am taking great enjoyment at how many people completely missed the joke.