You gotta throw a “, Jr.” on there, so us old fogeys don’t think the OG Delino DeShields is making a comeback at age 46.

His initial block in this GIF was on #50, who was unable to contain the runner, and allowed him to break upfield. Kelse may have had only a little bit to do with that, but he certainly didn’t have ZERO to do with that. That’s good.

Sorry, you are correct. My bad. My quick googling of the phrase led me to an incorrect definition.

This is my favorite Kinja.

Luckily that’s not super relevant to the goal, which is to spring the runner to the outside (I am assuming, could be wrong), which was accomplished.

This is like a Greg Howard soccer post.

I also missed the part where he blocked somebody below the waist.

It went so poorly that his man was unable to contain the runner, who broke to the outside.

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I’m missing the part where it went poorly, I guess. ???

What if he banned them from making telephone calls? Your argument seems to imply that would be OK (telephony is just a platform), but it certainly *feels* wrong.

I’d argue it’s probably more like half a run per game, but the general point is correct. Adding 0.039 OPS to a league average team would make them the second best offense in the American League (behind the Blue Jays).

champagne glasses with the best part of a bottle of Cristal poured into them

I can only speak for myself, but yes, I find it scary that a significant chunk of the population considers him Presidential material.

I suspect the people telling pollsters they would vote for Trump are the same people who turned in all-Royals All Star ballots.

In that sense, this is actually safer. The old way, you have to give them your password in order for them to use your router. They can then share the password with nefarious other parties. This way, they get to connect, but have no useful info to share.

Can there realistically be a different goal?

Good point.

Yes, but if others are volunteering (to the point where you may not be selected even if you volunteer), then your expected value for waiting is $0, and volunteering is still higher.

If that is your goal, the I would also suggest NOT volunteering to be bumped.

Like they couldn’t fathom that there is only a finite amount of condiment cups at the stadium.

Probably not, just like they don’t usually serve meat from little donkeys in burritos.