Sorry, it’s my writing that wasn’t clear. I definitely got showered with your sarcasm drips. The overall tone of the post comes through loud and clear. I just wasn’t certain about that single line — whether you were poo-pooing the idea that any women would want to have a final tryst.

If it turns out you ARE a murderer, everyone will blame me

If he hadn’t hit on you, how would you have gotten that last tryst all women desperately crave before tying the knot?

Man, the goalkeeper AI really looks terrible on FIFA 16.

On my third viewing, I appreciated how the player that dummied the final pass turned towards goal immediately after, and would have had a short rebound covered.

Maybe it’s less about geography and more about competition. Brooklyn brews probably stand out more (and rate more highly relative to the pack) in the UK than in California. Just a guess, I don’t really know.

“The defense cannot call a timeout.”

But a timeout allows the defense to get set, and line up against the player they want to. That can be huge at times. Plus they can throw a new wrinkle at the offense for a single play (maybe they’ve been switching screens all game, but the coach tells them to play it differently this play, since the other coach might…

Research have shown that teams perform WORSE on offense coming off a timeout (where the coach has usually drawn up a set play) than on standard possessions.

You don’t have to look at it in great detail if you don’t want to. But this will still allow you to take a quick glance at the level, make sure it is not (or is) shaped like a penis, and then give it a run.

And Dennis Rodman, best rebounder of all time.

You’re taking more shots and shooting worse, end of story.

The key passage being:

I have a different interpretation of the chart.

It seems too many people are brewery fan boys and wear the exorbitant pricing of their beers like a medal of honor.

Do I wish that brewers would be brave and try selling traditional low alcohol ales like mild or ordinary bitter rather than session IPA? Absolutely, although I’m not holding my breath.

Yeah, along the same lines here. If there’s a backyard cookout/party that runs from, say, 4PM to ~midnight, I’m going to want to have a drink in my hands at all times, and be sipping from it frequently. Occasionally a session IPA can be that beer. Of course, more often it’s a pale, or I’ll rotate between some higher…

It is starting to seem like hyperbolic conclusion jumping, not analysis.

Possession is irrelevant. If you touch the ball while you are standing out of bounds, it’s out on you. Case closed.

Whatever Deadspin/Gawker Media is paying commenters to heap over-the-top praise on Burneko’s jokes, they need to be paid more. Shit’s genius.