"Vin, whose heroes include Marilyn Monroe and Starbucks..." Does he think Starbucks is an eponymously-named business run by a plucky dual-tailed mermaid who triumphed over adversity and physical disability to establish an mega-chain of successful coffee houses? Because that makes him seem totally like a guy who'd…

"I bet that girl who has 9 special needs family members lets them play with her big titties every now and then cuz what else right?"

Obligs:

during the height of my bestie's and my obsession with angelina, billy bob came into the natural foods store where i worked, and we both happened to be there as i was picking up a check. one of my co-workers made him a juice and told him how much we loved him so he came and found us, and sat with us for 20 minutes,…

You know....I feel you're making some attempt to throw shade at Billy...but I feel it's maybe failing. Almost like you want to relegate/cast Thornton in the role of celebrity for celebrity's sake aka dilettante, and so he's not to be confused/compared with truly unquestionably worthy Masterclass guests.

Billy Bob has this uncanny ability to humanize the ugliest parts of human nature. I respect him for never apologizing or pretending that his characters are actually decent people underneath it all. He just presents the messy truth, which can be intimidating.

"I've only had a couple of times in my life when I've trusted happiness. And then he died. And I've never trusted happiness since."

NOT what he said. He said "I've only had a couple of times in my life when I was carefree. And then he died."

I'm wondering if he's talking about his dad, who died when he was 18.

He does…

Asking for a favor and being polite when it is denied isn't entitled. At no time does the woman in this text exchange say or act as if she's owed anything. She knows it's a favor, she asks nicely, when told the terms of the deal and realizing she is uncomfortable with or incapable of complying, she pretty much says…

They were offended? Where does it say that? From the conversation posted, the woman was neither offended, nor demanding. She asked, she was denied, she said ok, thanks anyway, and tried to disengage. It was the asshole who kept insisting her friends might be hippos and whales and droning on about it. She was perfectly…

I'm a Vegas local and I am not a bandage dress wearing hottie... I'm a 40 year old with tattoos and a few extra pounds... And I have been given free tables at several clubs. Just because. Most often at Tao, which is a pretty popular club. Some of the folks who work at the clubs are just awesome and they have the…

Where does she say or act like she's owed anything? She asked and was refused, and said thanks anyway and tried to disengage. But he wouldn't stop talking about hippos and whales and hitting her over the head with their "hot girls only" rule.

Hahahahahaha!!! It's... so...mean...but...true!!! Hahahaha!!!

I'm sorry that your babysitter did that to you. If you ever need to talk to someone about it, please call RAINN at 1-800-656-4673.

When I was planning my birthday party in Vegas, my childhood best friend was dragging her feet about coming on the trip and wouldn't tell me why. Finally, she confessed that she didn't want to come because she was convinced she'd be denied entrance to the club, or even asked to leave once inside, because she is…

No doubt this guy is an asshole and used shitty language. If he were smart after she said she couldn't send pictures he could have countered with an offer to comp one bottle with a buy 2 for a three hour reservation and negotiated from there.

The casino industry pays my bills, and I feel you. And I follow plenty of club promoters on social media and most of them a super nice, helpful people who want to see you have a good time. However, this dude was beyond douchey. There was no need for him to follow-up incessantly and refer to women as hippos. There…

Idk if you even read the article, but in the author clearly states that the woman texting this guy has done many parties of this natures and always gets a table comped and are extra nice, etc. her asking for this was her knowing how things work and just doing that. ~ she knows she's gotten tables comped before and…

That poor cat. It makes me sick. I need to go hug my cat now.

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.