Who exactly is supposed to tell women they shouldn't be wearing makeup? The men running the FDA?

And yet men are exposed to higher lead concentrations in occupational settings far more than women. Someday soon, I hope women will be more evenly represented among the ranks of welders, machinists, miners, metal & battery recyclers, smelters, ore processors, rubber manufacturers, auto manufacturers, auto mechanics,…

The way I resist being judgmental about other people's habits (unless they are endangering <-> annoying people around them) is by reminding myself that honestly, nobody gets out of life alive. My great-grandpa smoked giant cigars until the day he died, peacefully, at 99 years old. My healthy-as-a-horse father has…

I'm in the same situation. I have two female friends from way back who I've done a lot with over the years with whom I can no longer do those things because of their weight. It is, in their cases, the fact that they have underlying physical problems that make having extra weight on their bodies untenable. Other women…

Hospitals and schools closing vs. sports stadium infrastructure investments is the end of us all.

Whatever. We're hopelessly addicted to their product, so we might as well get used to this.

Because whiteskin is all the rage with racists of color. (Sarcasm)

The slippery-slope argument is bullshit, at least in this case. This is just about mere"feelings," yes, but your argument is essentially that the sentimentality of Washington football fans and Dan fing Snyder is more important than the feelings of a shat upon and nearly exterminated indigenous minority. Now who is…

At least you admit you're an idiot.

How is racism "0f no concern" to them? Racism is everyone's concern.

Fighting Irish is offensive as it is based on the vicious stereotype of drunk violent Irish immigrants. But take that up with Notre Dame. Notre Dame and the NFL are two different things, you know. Your opposition to one shouldn't be contingent on the other.

We gotta a whole lotta love here in Lil Rhody! Let me buy everyone a round of Del's Frozen Lemonade to celebrate!

You have some kind of problem with Lizard People, bruh?

Let's be honest here, when it comes to collecting overpriced old cards, no one does it better than the Angels.

Playing with the tip normally leads to a good shootout.

This is just like the time Virgil came to my house, except that I didn't have any bottles he could recycle.

Man, that's the second really nice pickup the Niners have grabbed in the past couple of days. They snagged a '09 Ranger last week - low miles, stick and manual windows. Cute little banger. Big issue now, they just need to keep it away from their buddy Hank who lives in Buffalo and is always talking about moving to LA.…