Why what?

Ed Wood.

I've never had an erection from a lingerie store, lingerie itself or anything like that. Not even when I was a 15-year-old virgin.

That't it for me. I know I don't belong in such a store and am quite certain that despite my WASPy boy-next-door appearance, people are thinking I'm a perv. So I'd basically rather spend the night in a crack house than 10 minutes in a lingerie store.

I cannot speak for all men and will not attempt to do so, but this describes me perfectly:

Interesting. Please provide links to this because I can find no evidence of that and the links provided above by Jezebel do not indicate it either. Thanks.

I think that's exactly what the spending was. The problem for the sisters is that even if you believe them, it still appears as if they were blackmailing Ms Lawson. So they're thieves if you believe Ms Lawson and blackmailers if you believe the sisters. [Though, of course, they're not admitting to blackmail. It's just…

White Christmas lights only for me. White on the tree, white in the front and back yard. Virtually all of my tree ornaments are white and/or silverish in color, in order to create a sort of "pillar of ice" effect. I like it, but what you do with your tree and your yard is your business.

Right, I get that's what she's alleging, but that's preposterous on its face. For one thing, her ex-husband is defending her reputation against the drug allegations. Secondly, the drugs allegations are coming from her two ex-assistants. The media is reporting the drug accusations [and Ms Lawson's partial admission]…

Ms Lawson is alleging fraud on the part of the two Grillo sisters. The two Grillo sisters are saying they didn't steal money because they were allowed to run up the huge charges on the company dime in return for their silence about Ms Lawson's alleged drug use. The sisters have raised the drug issue at trial. Ms…

Wholesome middle America is plenty familiar with cocaine. It won't affect her in the U.S. either.

Mr Saatchi has not made any such statements in court. He's defended his ex-wife against the drug accusations in court. The justification is coming from the two Grillo sisters, who claim they were allowed to spend exorbitantly on the company credit card in exchange for their silence about her alleged drug usage. The…

These drug accusations are part of the defense waged by the Grillo sisters in the fraud trial. Mr Saatchi has defended his ex-wife in court and said he never saw her impaired by drugs nor does he have evidence she did drugs. The accusations come from the Grillo sisters. Don't take my word for it, read the media…

No one is arguing that Ms Lawson's alleged drug use justifies any of Mr Saatchi's behavior. Not even Mr Saatchi is arguing that.

Wait, I thought the drug accusations were made, at least at first, by the assistants, not by her ex-husband. From what I've read, Charles Saatchi has defended his ex-wife at the trial, saying he doesn't believe she was ever drug-addled. The drugs accusations are coming from the Grillos — the two women who are former…

I've dated girls who demanded to know why I wasn't telling people we were a "couple" after two or three dates. Or the first few times we had sex. That seems pretty needy to me. I'm sure there are plenty of dudes who do this, too. Most everyone could probably stand to be less needy — men, women, orangutans, etc.

As a proud male slut, I welcome all you female sluts to the party. The more, the merrier. Rock on. Get yer rocks off. Whatever.

I'm not going to visit a website like that. I'd never heard of it and I'll bet a lot of other people had not either. Why are you giving that site clicks?*

Uh, I don't think you have any idea whether or not I watched the video. I did. My reference was obviously to the title of the post. Have a look. It has the word "shitty" in the title. No, go ahead and look. I'll wait here while you go see it.

People frequently notice how buildings look like phalluses. But if you can think of a more efficient way to house large numbers of people in a relatively small patch of Earth, the world will almost certainly make you a very rich person.