When that cat kills the girl for making it wear a shark costume and then kills itself for wearing the shark costume, will that also be on video? And, if so, would Youtube allow it on the Internetz?

Dude's brain is probably fried from all the flatulence in his classes.

Carl's real, all right. Just ask Lenny — HIS BEST FRIEND!

Never heard of Condola Rashad [daughter of Ahmad Rashad, perhaps?] but she is exquisite.

I didn't look at any of that because I don't care about fashion — apart from the Aisha Tyler part. She's married, I know [Wikipedia is your friend, stalkers], but if anything bad should happen to that marriage, I'd love to be there to score her on the rebound. She's divine. I would do anything to and for her.

Maybe a lamp. Or the halo could be there because he's an angel of the Lord. I just think Photoshop is a much more likely explanation.

The Executive Editor of the NY Times is Jill Abramson. Let her know if you think she's being "Good Jill" or "Bad Jill."

The Jonas photo is photoshopped. The halo around the head is a dead giveaway. Hackish work, too.

Pretty grave insult coming from someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word tantrum. I'd be offended if it wasn't more fun just to laugh at how full of self-regard you are. In any case,

Orrrr you could learn to use the word tantrum correctly.

I guess you didn't get a good look at that belly up there. Have another gander. You can't get that in small doses, hombre.

Said the person who admitted to throwing a tantrum over some spoons. Lighten up indeed!

Wrong. One can never get too much of me.

Of course he was. Virtually all cashiers love it when customers have "a bit of a tantrum." Everyone knows that.

Yeah, but it's just water weight.

Actually, you didn't qualify it as your experience at all. You wrote:

Just thought I'd point out that the diet soda study linked to in the story above has a number of problems with it. For starters, it's a three-person study. That's it, just three people. Two of those people were drug addicts and the third, the heavy soda drinker, hadn't seen a dentist in 20 years. Finally, the woman…

It's not a matter of sugar-coating. You refused to imagine that anyone could have an experience in yoga that differed from what you have experienced yourself. It's haughty. It's dismissive. That's fine with me. Haughty and dismissive people are hardly the biggest problem the world faces today. But they do deserve a…

Nah, I wasn't trying to be charming. I found your tone of haughty dismissiveness obnoxious so I made fun of you.