Thanks. I'm partial to the stupidity in yours, too, fuckface. Let's be pals.

By the way, tl:dr. Fuck-a-doodle-doo, I'm amazed anyone has time to read that, let alone write it. I gather it had something to do with patriarchy is the source of all evil and feminism is the only hope to defeat it so men should be more like Lindy West or something like that. Gotta be a more efficient way to write…

I'm a man and I gotta be honest — it's fine with me if you want to hate me for it. I can't see how it'll ever change my life in any meaningful way.

No doubt men have been sold a bill of goods on proposals, wedding rings. It's pretty nauseating. I'm hoping the gays will take some of the insanity out of all the pre-marriage nonsense, but it seems more likely most of them will buy into at least a substantial part of it. Gays are just as vulnerable to this crap as…

I've had 3 puppies and each one was the greatest in the world. One died after 12+ years with me and the other two are young and my best pals. No way anybody has better pups than I do. On TV or otherwise. So there.

Diff'rent strokes and all that. The fact that she keeps showing up on magazine covers suggests I'm not the only one who finds her irresistible.

You didn't read the article, HappyFace.

Nicely done, Penny. I wrote a lot more than you did, but the gist is the same. A more diverse group of people will inevitably produce a more wide-ranging debate and more informed decisions is usually the result.

I'm not sure Mr Barry actually read the study. It does not conclude what he thinks it does.

I am aware of the history of the case. I just don't think Mr Guede was solely responsible for the murder. I don't think they've proven Amanda Knox was responsible, either.

I am aware of the history of the case. I just don't think Mr Guede was solely responsible for the murder. I don't think they've proven Amanda Knox was responsible, either. Just my opinion. You don't have to like it.

It's a double jeopardy situation, but the Italian legal system does not recognize it as we do.

I'd make some smartass comment about the Italian legal system being a shambles [which it is], but, as a lawyer, I'm far too intimate with the shortcomings of our own jurisprudence.

You really don't understand why Kate Upton is a "thing"? Let me help. She's beautiful, not rail thin and, yes, her breasts look like God spent many, many hour sculpting them into perfection.

I'm just here for the video of Kate Upton. Goddamnit, that is a good-looking woman.

How 'bout everyone just ignore this latest offspring from a clan of inbred cattle rustlers?

Appropriate response: "Fortunately, I'll never have to marry you, assface. By the way, gimme my cookie back."

Jezebel writer to men: You don't have it all.

I feel fine right now, thanks. I'm not a men's rights advocate and have never written anything to suggest such. You will cite no example of this because there are none. I can hardly be embarrassed over something I have never done and for which you can cite no examples.

Your obsession with my genitals is predictable, but unseemly and probably a sign that you are a sex predator of some kind. I think you better tottle off before you embarrass yourself further.