I'll say — especially to the kids. And I went to a geek school in affluent Maryland suburbs, where kids bragged about grades rather than sports.

What about the ones applying cosmetics while driving? I don't know if they are tired or drunk or moms, but I see them all the time. They're every bit as terrifying as the douche-nozzles driving gigantic SUVs and intentionally cutting people off in traffic.

There are plenty of places for men to be alone together. My male friends and I get together all the time with no women around. I don't see the relevance to allowing girls to compete in football. If you're a true athlete you want to play against the best, regardless of color, gender, religion, national origin, sexual…

Of course girls should be allowed to play on football teams if they're good enough. The notion that they should be excluded, simply on the basis of gender, is absurd. The only thing that should matter in sports is capacity to play the game. The more competitive the game and level, the more competitive the participants…

Speaking as a straight dude, I understand the ogling. The human male physique, in its proper shape, is a wonder of the natural world. Elaine on Seinfeld dismissed the male physique as a "jeep" and "for getting around" but there is great beauty in something designed so perfectly to get stuff done. For all its…

I'm a dude. Should I ever marry, I won't make a big fuss out of name-changing either way, but I rather hope any wife of mine would not take my name. It's my name, not hers. It's not enough I would have to share my house, a bedroom, a kitchen table, but I'd also have to share my name? Doesn't seem fair to me.

They won't care until it happens to them.

This is precisely the type of issue that SHOULD go to a public vote. If people believe elites are making policy over their heads and without regard to their desires, political discontent and maybe worse will not be far behind.

Maryland, my Maryland...

I'm more of a Gizmodo/io9/Deadspin kind of guy, but the ex-girlfriend I mentioned above is still a good pal of mine and also a big fan of Jezebel. She loves to send me stuff she thinks will get me riled up and she knows the culture of celebrity worship makes me want to punch Godzilla in the gonads.

Have you heard of heterosexual males? I had a girlfriend who would watch the Kardashian show [shows?] at my house all the time before I banned it in my home. Judging by the commercials the time I watched part of it, it isn't straight men who are keeping that family in riches.

I wouldn't let any dog I didn't know near a small child, mainly because children can act erratically in ways that will provoke a dog. That goes for any dog.

Oh, I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression. People were offering you advice so I threw my two cents in, but, obviously, that's your life and your problems and I don't really care about either.

Violent pit bulls are created, not born. NPR was doing a story a few years ago on a push in DC to ban pit bulls. They interviewed a person at an ASPCA shelter in the DC area and all five pit bulls in that shelter had names like "Fang," "Ripper," "Slaughter." I'm pretty sure they didn't get those names from their sire…

Not easy to type while holding your head in your hands. The only thing wrong with pit bulls are the things people do to them.

Rachel Weisz isn't a snob about entertainment? What a sweetie-pie. That's great to know because her husband's movies are about a billion times more popular than hers.* The last time those two were in a movie together it was a stillborn piece of crap horror flick watched and appreciated by approximately no human beings…

I love it. Keep digging that hole, GOP.

What's plastic got to do with anything? Get laid all you want. Just stop trying to fall in love with a man. Clearly, we're not your type.

She mentioned someone "to love," not sex. All modesty aside, I've had a fair amount of sex in my life and never found love to be necessary for any of it. I'm sure scarletharlette can find sex. It's "love" I told her to give up on. She doesn't need it from men and men don't need it from her. Hence the friends and/or…

Good luck with that. Everything is defined by popular media, including all the stuff you like and don't like.