God, I miss him.

Monarchy 4 life. 10/10, would accept.

That is easy - the royal.

I would be willing to rejoin the British Empire just to have him rule us with an iron fist. We obviously can’t do democracy right, anyway.

I kinda loved Newsroom...

She was excellent on The Newsroom!

Full disclosure to what she’s referring to, my husband works for Jet who is owned by Walmart. If you didn’t get it from everything I’ve already said, where I’m from it would be pretty hard to avoid working for Walmart, but to answer your question... I’m mad because my whole life I’ve lived where all there are these…

“...refuge for people who have completely and utterly given up.”

In my dream world Jezebel bans all Susan Sarandon talk. Just a miserable, foolish woman who is desperate for attention.

You’re welcome, I agree.

Oh Jesus fuck, she’s the worst.

Maybe remind her calls for a revolution are easy when her kids won’t be the ones dying in the streets.

I would love the chance to feud with Susan Sarandon, to throw a drink in her face and tell her to sit her privileged ass down and stop telling me that it’s great that I’m now so “energized.” Our feud would most definitely start with me saying, “Fuck you, Susan Sarandon,” and it would just all go downhill from there.

I like every single one of these actresses even more after this show.

THIS SO MUCH

Urgh, they’d fucking LOVE that name; they’d think it gives them some sort of mystique like they’re anarchists, crusading against injustice.

she must know how to spell their names since she worked with them for three years

Hey, some of us like wading through an ocean of rubbery mozzarella. It's like a bouncy-ball pit for your teeth.

That's the great thing about pizzas, they make better leftovers than almost any other food. Simple to store, easy to reheat or just eat cold, and still taste pretty damn good the next day.

Just because you buy it all at once doesn't mean you have to eat it all at once.