Forced birth seems deeply unnatural to me.

Way to represent, Maryland!

Woohoo, go Maryland!

I believe the reference was intended to ridicule people who are still trying to exploit a tragedy for political gain.

It's weird that you find wedding culture—including the tradition of having unwed ladies as bridesmaids—to be nauseating. Yet you apparently disapprove of deviating from that tradition by having a married friend as a bridesmaid.

Glad to see Stanford holds its student athletes to the same high standards of critical thinking, creative expression, and, you know, grammar and spelling as the rest of its undergrad population.