Was this Britney Zimmerman? Such a unseemly, scary story. Still no leads years after the fact.

I very vividly remember the day at the movie theater when a co-worker, female not that that matters really, asked me if Asian women had horizontal vaginas and if I had a small penis. I knew she'd been talking, somewhat loudly about it earlier but I'm not sure what would prompt someone to ask up front something as…

Reality TV, more so than normal scripted TV, is dominated by narratives that explain people. This was first really spelled out in the, then revolutionary, The Real World series.

Josh Brolin had a well-publicized domestic assault arrest for something he did to his then wife (now going through a divorce) actress Diane Lane. He's doing pretty well career wise. Both of them have done steady work and I haven't heard anything about it since.

While I can't be much help as I am also not of the audience for Tyler Perry's films, as an Asian American male, I draw a parallel, however inelegant, to the career of director Justin Lin.

This reminds me of those covert studies on dating websites where people list whether they're okay dating other races or not (most say yes) and then monitoring who they said messages to. By and large people stick around in their race, in particular if you're white. Which makes sense in that, I'm not a racist unless you…

Well, there it is, everybody. The death of satire.

I personally think she was guilty. Because, I really don't care if another white person goes to prison.

As someone who compulsively reads court cases and their portrayals in the media as well as watches too many legal dramas, "Changing stories" means that the authorities didn't much like the story given and that the suspect was a little less "stick to the story" than they should've been. It's how false confessions are…

I know it's a cynical point. But how many anti-gay Baby Boomers have conked out since the turn of the 2000s? I mean, just a thought. Hate dies at the pace of, well, dead people. It isn't pretty but it works.

Get a friend to help you set up, turn off auto focus. Find an approximate distance you want to be away from the camera, mark it on the floor, try not to move too much. Get your friend to focus manually to get a clear shot. This is what we used to do in T-comm.

Come on everybody, pipe down. It was satire. When you feel offended, it's satire.

As Sartre once said, "Hell is Doug Barry."

Well, it's not like she's in any danger.

Didn't see anyone else post this so:

If there is no Alan Rickman as a curmudgeonly Jedi teacher... I dunno. One of those Jedi's that didn't die when all the Jedis died. And this becomes a Jedi academy. With a lightsaber color hat. And... Giant snakes... anyway JEDI SCHOOL. It's gonna be a super children's film then.

James Bond, like many other male protagonist-centered stories, tends to utilize women as plot developments. In the around two hour span of a movie, there isn't much space to give fully fleshed out character development and sometimes a dead girl is the simplest narrative device. He's sad because she's dead, or angry…

When tragedies like this happen, the media, knowingly complicit or not, often go to the family, the friends of the murderer to ascertain state of mind and motive. It's unsurprising his team, who liked him a great deal, speak favorably of him, they only saw this guy who came into work everyday and was a walk-on and…

In my senior year of high school, my friend John and I sang the Confrontation Song in the middle of my senior thesis speech in Honors English class as our senior prank. And of course, after days of practice where I nailed it and he would miss a line or be pitchy, I ended up freezing at the fighting argument harmony…

Next, they're going to put white people in the Wire... What is this world coming to?