Thanks Brick...why dont you sit out a couple of plays now.

The decline in Hoyers play is directly related to Josh Gordon being back, he's forcing the ball to him instead of playing conservative like he was before.

I know! There wasn't one optometrist's shop that had glasses that would do? Come on!

I always feel bad for that guy. Maybe he found another pair of glasses somewhere in the ruins.

Ugh, poor guy. What a shame.

"Good hustle!"

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

The problem, according to Principal Schmidt, was that the paint they used was non-removable. "It was a truly regrettable decision that they used this paint. Once they went with the black, there was no going back."

I think this says more about the underclassmen, who are evidently terrified of black people.

The girls learned a valuable lesson that day. If you want to win the big game, don't have your quarterback show up in blackface.

I'll have you know, the Major Arena Soccer League is the 12th-fastest-growing indoor sports league in North America. Get on the bandwagon now!

If Halle Berry's husband can cheat on her, then anything is possible. The guy is a douche with little creepy eyes.

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

Worthless without pics of the wife and cheerleader side-by-side.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

lmfao!!! Well done. This would have worked too.

Well, now we know where all the white women at.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Its Twitter. Aint nobody gone do nothing. I could care less.