You're going to need a bigger bottle of cocktail sauce.

Do you live in New York? If not, trust me on this.

Apparently they only brushed her hair twice in 2 1/2 years?

Shows how well I know kids, she looks basically exactly the same at the end as at the beginning. If they don't age at least 12 years I see basically no difference.

All of this happened months ago. Why is she bringing this up now? Oh yea, he has a fight next weekend. Thats why.

Way to stay on top of things, EA.

Could the judge have picked a cooler day.. you know... all things considered....

In the last clip ("two dribbles"), he gathers the ball on his left foot, takes a step with his right, and has the ball out of his hand on his next left step.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

It's lame because you don't know how the rules of basketball work.

Vick is clearly barking up the...aww fuck it..

Technically its not really a lie... he said it was two stories.

This was really a thinly veiled attempt to get my hands on those blueprints.

You know what else has health benefits? Chicken soup. Much safer to make.

Josh Shaw out: heroism.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

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Cant believe Deadspin doesnt follow you..