"Hey fellas, what's all the fuss about? I'm right here!"

So why didn't the wives just take the children home? You don't have to be a brainiac to figure that one out.

Well to be fair, I was already logged in before I read it.

I dont care what these guys get paid..Ill just click on the story, read it, log in and then reply that I dont care...because I dont care.. and I want everyone to know I dont care..because I dont care...I dont really care if you guys think I dont care..because you guessed it..I dont care

*Pump fakes*

What could this guy have possible gotten stuck in his shoe/sandal?

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants"

Vince Wilfork: Out (Ribs)

Thug

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.

The great thing about this comment is that you could have said it 100 years ago and it would have still been accurate.

Spoelstra: "Joe Johnson was a handful. That's what we just kept telling LJ: Stay with it."

back and to the left...back... and to the left

Come play with us, Mommy.

At least put the damn donut in the back of the trap, my god.

Pictured: Worlds Shittiest Bear Trap

Touché. What I kind of meant was with all the spotlight this kid is getting, it reflects badly on the school. But then again, this is the school that gave us the shittiest gift ever in Rick Perry.

'I find it weird that he would go to no classes and A&M wouldnt care"

The definition of the word maintenance

Game. Set. Matches.