Does he work on refrigerators?

Yeah, less is more.

Who cares if it spills in the trash, its trash. 

This entire clusterfuck in Texas is like something out of the 19th century, with robber baron’s making money hand over first while people literally freeze to death. Shit like this is precisely why we instituted regulatory bodies throughout the 20th century, and it’s absolutely wild that it took less than a century for…

Good. I hope Fox and the Murdochs are bled dry. They are are a cancer.

Those things remind me of the switchblade car in Spy Hunter.

To misquote Shakespeare:

Ooooooh boy. I feel a slideshow coming on!

And a monorail.

The whole rig is fucking atrocious though, I sure as hell hope the outside gets better before release.

Active Gaming Footwear - this is the newest oxymoron word.

The road crashed into the plane. 

Can I get the “Giant Ugly Tack on Tablet” delete. WOW. Is that really what people want in their vehicles. I saw the interior of the new Infiniti QX55 and I still like the integrated screens that reside in those cabins.

That vertical tablet just burns my eyes.

New USPS spokesperson:

I bet the key fobs rusted to the earth too.

Two things can be true.

Conservatives LOVE gotcha facts, anything that can make them feel superior they will just eat up. Doesn’t matter the lie, if you can make them feel special, you can pick their pocket and they will thank you for it.

You’re most likely mad at yourself for denying yourself the pleasures that someone else enjoyed.

All this focus on the rally on January 6. What about every damned day since November 3, when The Big Lie became official? But even before that, when he sowed seeds of doubt in our electoral process, when he was making excuses because he thought he would lose to Hillary, who he promised he’d put in jail? I mean, fuck,…