The plastic grill on these final editions don’t last long. Even the replacement grill I sourced from a local collector started to wrinkle after just a couple years, so something had to be done anyway.

Years ago I had to replace the exterior temp sensor on my 91 Grand Wagoneer, so the plastic front bits had to come off. I stood back and this is what I saw.

“It isn’t right for you to denigrate those replacement workers by calling them names.”

My Mark VI has them and they are very polarizing. Here’s a quick video I just uploaded so you can see them in action. It’s absolutely over the top and I love it.

Definitely look me up next time you’re in Denver.

Here’s my question: Where do I start?
My home is worth $500k and I owe less than $90k. I’d like to knock out all the items on my home inspection (from 10 years ago) and enlarge the kitchen into the backyard along with a few other improvements but don’t know where to start. At a bank? With an architect? Start talks…

I read that story and immediately thought to myself, “This is news?” Happened to me at least twice (different dealerships) where I brought a trade in and they kept the keys until someone could drive/appraise it. Their tactic worked, I bought the car both times. Under pressure. I love cars but absolutely hate dealers.

Headlights ON TOP of headlights! My ‘82 Lincoln Mark VI has the touring lamp option that emits a “warm, soft glow” when the parking lights are on. Turn the headlights on and the covers flip up revealing the real headlights underneath. Not a very popular option and I understand why; they are certainly polarizing. What’s…

I used that same dumpster pic for my new years card. Good riddance!

Still plenty of room in my Cimarron for everyone in my family plus our holiday shopping items.

I created this beast of a recipe that gave me my first trophy, winning first place in a 2018 chili competition here in Denver.

Double the size of that grill, or even triple it to give the front of the SUV more presence. I don’t like the Cherokee-style headlights either, maybe I’ll tackle that in my next photoshop attempt.

Plenty of room for a third row in my Grand Waggy...

We usually enter a car or two in our local pride parade. Always a good time but my eyes are pegged on the thermometer at all times, especially with this beast.

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You’re doing great things Claire! Hang in there and we’ll hang right beside you.

Or you could search for a little bit newer sport trac equipped with a manual. These exist. Here’s the one I drive to Home Depot and zip up into the mountains with every now and then.

I know some crazy shit is going down over there at G/O but I’m happy to see you’re still hanging in there Claire. Know that we’ll follow you wherever you go though.

Alex is SO DREAMY! If BA is reading this: MORE ALEX PLEASE!

Hey Jack - I know this is a “condensed memo” but has anyone tried doing a live reading of it to see if it even comes close to the half hour conversation they had?