Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Stop trying to make Rita Ora happen, inTouch. She’s never going to happen.

Well that’s not even remotely true. Sure, the guy seems like an A-hole, but he is an undeniably talented producer. Decent rapper, but his production game is on point.

I really like her. Her voice is great.

I’m so glad it’s wasn’t just me! I read it and thought, “Jessie J has a fleshlight? Is that the new thing?”

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

Did I understand the fancy Minnesota restaurant one correctly? Does the paper ribbon being out mean that their order was never even given to the kitchen?

In regards to Carrie Halliwell's story, it seems to me that all her complaints about her customers were stuff she made up in her mind. HOW were the kids being snobbish? By giving you a look which you interpreted as looking down on you? As the story stated, they're from out of town, the world doesn't revolve around the…

I think it's just that kids that age are used to having their parent(s) do all of the interaction with other adults, so they just have no clue.

A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…

THEY HAD IT COMING!

Joe Manganiello looks like a stately aging LION.

Wasn't that called True Blood?

It says it is available in most countries on Crunchyroll. Did you check there?

Or he was drunk, and wanted to get away before someone with a breathalyzer showed up. "Fleeing the scene of an accident" is a much more minor ticket than "DUI".

He's going to report it stolen so he had to leave the scene is the most likely scenario.

For once, he's saying something that is true: I definitely would say anything to get laid. However, just a quick tip to Mr. DTS - usually black people hate it when you tell them you hate black people. Hope this helps!

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

Almost as angry as the time she broke up with Dave Coulier.